"do u want the rest of my food"
"here u can have them"
I tend to laugh when people ask who I’m texting because I don’t text anyone I’m just on tumblr
i’ve dated at least *counts on fingers* zero people
I watch porn for the storyline
rlly hot guy follows me on twitter so I slid into his dm’s and he’s so hot and perfect omg
When you bullshit an essay and manage to get a good grade.